How I got my bicepts

Well its been surprisingly a week now before i came back from national service. I was lucky enough to got it at my hometown (parents get to come visit every weekend and give personal storage of new food etc). i cried when i found out i got it..stated out like

"Taniah! (thats where i thought that i was lucky i didn't get it )

Anda telah dipilih untuk menyertai Program Khidmat Negara! " (thats where i broke down)==

To sum everything up in a single post is impossible..so here are

some tips from yours truely..the do and don't in PLKN

The DOss :

1. SMILE!! be friendly and try not to show that your racist even if u are.
2. Win the heart of the male teachers ( thats because thhe women are harder to crack-like they say..opposite attracts)
3. Save money to buy junk food coz u don't get to eat junk food everyday at home!
4. Start a FAMILY!!! and make nicknames for all of them..especially the chinese!
5. Give your freakin laundry to the DOBI! why waste time washing their clothes?
6. Give those ugly looking cats your unwanted food.
7. Take advantage when the teachers aren't around...

For examples:

pole dancing with shirt on.

Have a photoshoot in places you shouldn't

waste them water!

PLKN DON'Tsss:

1. Don't call your good indian friend Black around other indians
2. Don't sing a celine deon song at the bathroom
3. Don't cry when the nurse give you an injection on the ass
4. Don't fall for a guy who has a 3 months contract in mind
5. Don't be half naked when the dobi abang is outside
6. Don't knock on your teacher's door and run away
7. Don't forget to wash your bloody pads!
8. Don't be late!!! (this is serious)
9. Don't..god don't lose your diary
10. Don't scream in the middle of the night.
11. Don't walk like a gay when the comander is on your left
12. Don't touch the opposite sex!!!
13. Don't camwhore at night.
14. Don't talk to your so called "abang" when other girls are trying to sleep god damn it!
15. Don't tickle when you are in a line..or we call it here..berbaris
16. Don't eat all the 6 meals they give or you'll regret

So there you have it folks! the Dos and Don'ts ..

But most importantly... "mental mesti kuat"

A famous line by one of my fav teacher... Cikgu Kudus! :

"don't touch me!"

p/s: Shyre May thinks chinese Asians should SHAVE! say whatttt???~~