Childish much???

FINAL COUNTDOWN!!! tem tem tem tem...

23rd March- THE RELEASE OF SPM RESULTS

I had a hard time sleeping last night..kept on thinking about my results and

though i didn't expect anything..i didn't kno

w why i was so excited..

that wasn't the only feeling..

afraid, anxiety, nervous, but mostly can't wait!!

The results were suppose to be released at 10a.m., bu

t ended up at 12.45p.m.

what to do?..malaysia boleh maa..

My dad wanted to be there for me even though i was complaining..scared that i might be late.

Was moving all about! Didn't even know why i wa

s so hyper..i just wanted to get it done with!

So dad brought me to breakfast...he's awesome!

simple mee

"may, don't take the pict...*snap*"

okay so lets get to the point..i guess i was so nervous because if i do not get a good result..i might not leave my hometown..and the only university that's available didn't have the course i wanted..

so yea..when the principal announced the name one by one

for the 19 people who go

t straight As

i wasn't expecting anything..i clapped..cheered for my pals..even talked to one of them when suddenly i sorta heard my name ..

everyone look to my direction..as if i did something wrong..they looked at another gal whose name was nearly as mine..

A moment of silence..

before he announced again..l

"WEE SHYRE MAY"

I couldn't belive it..its F'ing UNEXPECTED!

TSSEEE HAAA~~~~

Couldn't belive it..i was never really good at my studies :(

Well i guess that's about it.. :)

P/s. Shyre may thinks if she was a superhero..she would look like this:

How I got my bicepts

Well its been surprisingly a week now before i came back from national service. I was lucky enough to got it at my hometown (parents get to come visit every weekend and give personal storage of new food etc). i cried when i found out i got it..stated out like

"Taniah! (thats where i thought that i was lucky i didn't get it )

Anda telah dipilih untuk menyertai Program Khidmat Negara! " (thats where i broke down)==

To sum everything up in a single post is impossible..so here are

some tips from yours truely..the do and don't in PLKN

The DOss :

1. SMILE!! be friendly and try not to show that your racist even if u are.
2. Win the heart of the male teachers ( thats because thhe women are harder to crack-like they say..opposite attracts)
3. Save money to buy junk food coz u don't get to eat junk food everyday at home!
4. Start a FAMILY!!! and make nicknames for all of them..especially the chinese!
5. Give your freakin laundry to the DOBI! why waste time washing their clothes?
6. Give those ugly looking cats your unwanted food.
7. Take advantage when the teachers aren't around...

For examples:

pole dancing with shirt on.

Have a photoshoot in places you shouldn't

waste them water!

PLKN DON'Tsss:

1. Don't call your good indian friend Black around other indians
2. Don't sing a celine deon song at the bathroom
3. Don't cry when the nurse give you an injection on the ass
4. Don't fall for a guy who has a 3 months contract in mind
5. Don't be half naked when the dobi abang is outside
6. Don't knock on your teacher's door and run away
7. Don't forget to wash your bloody pads!
8. Don't be late!!! (this is serious)
9. Don't..god don't lose your diary
10. Don't scream in the middle of the night.
11. Don't walk like a gay when the comander is on your left
12. Don't touch the opposite sex!!!
13. Don't camwhore at night.
14. Don't talk to your so called "abang" when other girls are trying to sleep god damn it!
15. Don't tickle when you are in a line..or we call it here..berbaris
16. Don't eat all the 6 meals they give or you'll regret

So there you have it folks! the Dos and Don'ts ..

But most importantly... "mental mesti kuat"

A famous line by one of my fav teacher... Cikgu Kudus! :

"don't touch me!"

p/s: Shyre May thinks chinese Asians should SHAVE! say whatttt???~~

MAY HAVE A BLOG

Yes! May have a blog..join them together and you’ll have my email add for my blog. So u maybe wondering.. Why A Mermaid Wannabe? .Well.. to me, a mermaid is free adventurous creature that dares to dream and loves to explore, plus is freaking sexy and hot with the body, tail and all. not to mention there's something about the ocean to me..So.. Now that I’m free!! Get ready as shyre may’s gonna rock your world!!

I often ask myself what would I write in a blog.. I mean do u really write bout your personal stuff. For example:

I woke up today and went straight to the toilet. I forgot that I just got injected at the ass yesterday and damn! It hurt when I sat on the toilet bowl…….

Or…

I was soooo excited when he finally asked me out on a date!! He held my hand then down to my waist he tried to touch my..bla bla bla..(let your thoughts fly)

A blog isn’t a diary or a journal right? I wouldn’t write those above but I sure won’t mind reading them as u chose to let the whole world know what have u been doing today.

But hell.. I bet I would crap about my day! So here goes..

Today I finally knew what it felt like being a housewife. For months now I’ve been thinking what would i wanna be in the future? Its pretty normal for teens nowadays (that how i comfort myself) i had the whole day packed with chores and was home alone. i had breakfast-wrote in my new recipie book-hung clothes-play with dogs-cleaned up my bedroom-cooked! -cheesy for my sis to come home and it while i read the newspapers and went online..i even danced along with the radio .yup that was how bored i was.(is this how it feels like to wait for your husband to come home?..i wonder..) When she finally did came home..i hugged her. i don't usually hug her and i think i did because i wanted to serve her and i was hungry..duh!! Being a housewife is interesting but i wouldn't wanna do it in the future..(i might if there's a maid!hahaha)

So there you go. Shyre May's 1st post :). More coming and i'll try to make it as interesting as possible. *smiles, winks n flying kisses*

Thought of the day : If i start blogging..does tat mean that i'm a blogger?